fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

A reminder that in canon, Lex Luthor actually stole 40 cakes
The safety of trans people > cis people’s feelings.

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

modmad:

"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"

"Toots?!"

"I know, amazing right?"

"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."

"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"

"Deal."

emospritelet:

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

Dying with laughter

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

theycallmescarecrow:

When you and your party enter a room and find a high level monster

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